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We've been warming our hearts in Malawi, where my ma has played tour guide and shown us how to Do Africa properly - city, safari, beach, all in style. She's now gone, so it's back to the baked beans.

Laura may have found her meringue, and I may take a leaf out of the presidents book for an all-white wedding. We need to be on brand.

Speaking of brand, the Obama campaign team spotted a niche with this official strawberry bubblegum. If only Brown had launched his own branded Humbugs we wouldn't now be eating leftover Quality Streets.