The final stretch
Another border, another frenzy of pure hectic hassle. A bloke with 'BIG COCK' and a picture of a rooster on his chest took us - involuntarily - under his wing. Only the police have been less helpful than Big Cock.
Tanzania ain't Malawi - it's less easy in every way, but then again Malawi couldn't have been much easier. We're gonna have to pick up Swahili - 'Jambo!' - and Laura should work harder at winning the locals over. I will continue to hide behind shades.
Two muffins heading towards Dar es Salaam on the final 800km stretch of tar. Loads more to come, but it feels like we're closing this chapter.

